What Type of Exhausted Mom Are You? Find Out Now!
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Motherhood comes with plenty of laughs, love, and amazing moments… but let’s face it, it also comes with a lot of exhaustion especially if you are a new mom. And every mom handles her daily dose of sleep-deprivation and busy schedules in her own way. So, what type of tired-but-fabulous mom are you? Take this fun quiz to find out your exhausted mom personality!
- The Perpetual Caffeine Sipper
Favorite phrase: “I’ll just have one more cup.”
If your day officially starts only after the first (or fourth) cup of coffee, this might be you. You can often be found with a mug or travel cup in hand—no matter the time of day. When life gets crazy, you’re usually calm and focused, even if it takes a steady stream of caffeine to stay that way. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or an energy drink, you’ve accepted that this is your fuel of choice. Your friends know better than to ask if you want to “go for coffee,” because they already know: the answer is always yes.
Your secret wish: A personal barista who greets you every morning.
- The Bedtime Ninja
Favorite phrase: “Once they’re asleep, I’m free!”
You’re the mom who tiptoes out of bedrooms after bedtime, carefully balancing every creak in the floor. You’ve perfected the bedtime routine, and nothing feels better than that rare night when the kids actually stay in bed. You can make a sippy cup, get a glass of water, and still sneak out the door in under two minutes. But after you’ve tiptoed out? A little relaxation and a Netflix binge finally begin if you are not that exhausted to fall asleep on the couch in under 5 minutes.
Your secret wish: A “pause” button for kids, so you could guarantee at least one solid hour of alone time each night.
- The Multitasking Marvel
Favorite phrase: “I’ll just do it all at once.”
You’re a master at juggling everything. With a toddler on your hip, a laptop on the counter, and dinner on the stove, you somehow manage to balance it all. You’re the queen of efficiency, always finding ways to squeeze in a load of laundry while supervising homework and mentally reviewing your grocery list. Chaos doesn’t scare you; it’s simply your daily rhythm. And when someone asks how you do it, you shrug and say, “It’s just what exhausted mom does!”
Your secret wish: A clone who could take over, just for one day.
- The Car Nap Connoisseur
Favorite phrase: “Just give me five minutes…”
Carpool lines, dance practices, and sports games—if it involves waiting in the car, you’re there. And while other moms are catching up on emails or scrolling social media, you’re savoring a nap in your front seat. You know all the best car nap strategies, from tilting the seat back to wearing sunglasses for “discreet resting.” These precious minutes are your way to recharge, even if they’re not exactly restful.
Your secret wish: A blanket that makes your car seat as cozy as a bed.
- The “One More Episode” Mom
Favorite phrase: “I’ll go to bed after this next episode.”
When the kids finally fall asleep, it’s your time to binge-watch a show, scroll endlessly, or get lost in a good book. Even though you know you should probably sleep, you’re determined to make the most of your alone time. Before you know it, it’s 1 a.m., but hey, at least you got a few hours to yourself. And besides, it’s just one more cup of coffee in the morning, right? I am not that of an exhausted mom anyway!
Your secret wish: To actually feel rested after a Netflix marathon.
- The Walking Mom-nesia
Favorite phrase: “Wait, what was I just doing?”
If “mom brain” were a superpower, you’d be unstoppable. But instead, you’re constantly wondering where you left your phone, forgetting what you walked into the room to do, or mixing up appointment times. Life is just one big to-do list that’s always rearranging itself in your mind. Even though you feel like you’re always in motion, you still manage to get things done… most of the time.
Your secret wish: A personal assistant who remembers everything for you.
- The “Just Let Me Be in Pajamas” Mom
Favorite phrase: “I’m dressed! Technically…”
Comfort is your motto, and leggings, oversized sweatshirts, and messy buns are your uniform. While other moms might show up to school drop-off with perfect hair and makeup, you’re rocking the pajama-chic look. No one loves bedtime like you do, and the idea of a day spent in pajamas, uninterrupted, is what dreams are made of. Besides, who needs jeans when you’re just as productive in sweats?
Your secret wish: A pajama dress code everywhere.
- The Mom With a “Three-Step Self-Care” Routine
Favorite phrase: “I’ll fit in a little me-time today. Hopefully.”
You’re the mom who’s always reading about “self-care” but barely has time for it. When you do, it’s usually limited to washing your face, lighting a candle, and calling it a day. You do what you can to recharge, but between school pick-ups and daily routines, self-care often feels like a luxury. But hey, those three steps are better than nothing, and they’re enough to make you feel human again.
Your secret wish: A day-long spa retreat… or at least a quiet bath.
So, What’s Your Exhausted Mom Type? Share in the comments!